I understand there has been an increase in vehicular crimes in the area. If you put an orange mohawk on these guys wouldn't they remind you of somebody?

haha not gunna lie thats is a good one

Smokey, are you attempting to declare war?

Shouldn't those guys be throwing darts at a ranking chart?

They needed the hub cap for dart storage.

Enough of this mindless, inane drivel. There are serious subjects that need discussing on this board.
Throwing darts at a ranking board, indeed. You know the Head Illuminatti draws the teams from a corncob hat.

I thought he read the smoke signals
from a corncob pipe?

You're confusing hornkeeper & fajita with the guru. They use pipes, he uses hat.

OK, now I remember.
The corncob hat.
Maybe he'll retell that hat story
someday
for all us newby's.

It's a real knee-slapper.

I would like to hear Granger's hat story.
Granger, would you mind telling us?

Perhaps,
there's an anniversary
that coincides with the hat
in some way?
That could become an annual tradition.
We can all sit
at our benefactors feet
while he regails us with the telling?
We love traditions!

I think his tail is tad bit shorter

Yeah but if he doesn't shave his back he's a dead-ringer for those guys.

I use clippers to remove my back hair. It gets too thick for a razor.