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markf
6-Man Fan
Joined: Wed Feb 06, 2002 2:01 am
Posts: 2240
Location: Mesquite TX
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 Re: Pun-ishment
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| Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:26 pm |
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Blue Bird
6-Man Fan
Joined: Thu May 13, 2004 1:01 am
Posts: 298
Location: Central Texas
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Re: Pun-ishment Wonder if he has that Mustang listed somewhere else?
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markf
6-Man Fan
Joined: Wed Feb 06, 2002 2:01 am
Posts: 2240
Location: Mesquite TX
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Re: Pun-ishment
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| Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:44 pm |
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allforhim
6-Man Fan
Joined: Mon Dec 01, 2008 2:21 pm
Posts: 181
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Re: Pun-ishment Is that Doogie Howser? :? MarkF...you have entirely to much free time on your hands!! :P
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Old Bearkat
6Man Authority
Joined: Fri Jan 30, 2004 2:01 am Posts: 3075 Location: Minooka, IL
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Re: Pun-ishment Quote: Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
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granger
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Joined: Tue Dec 11, 2001 2:01 am Posts: 2637 Location: Austin, TX
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Re: Pun-ishment Had to get in on the action http://tinyurl.com/c9xn5s
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Old Bearkat
6Man Authority
Joined: Fri Jan 30, 2004 2:01 am Posts: 3075 Location: Minooka, IL
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Re: Pun-ishment :lol: I gotta get one of those.....
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oneday
6-Man Fan
Joined: Sat Nov 22, 2003 2:01 am Posts: 657 Location: West Texas
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Re: Pun-ishment Here are some classics:
After we shot the elephant we tried to remove the tusks, of corse in Alabama the Tuscaloosa...but that is entirly irrelephant to what I was saying.
Q: Can any one tell me what is a corpuscle?
A: Well first there is a Captin, next there's a Lieutenant, then a Sergeant, and then there's a Corpuscle.
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Melani
6-Man Fan
Joined: Sun Nov 27, 2005 2:01 am
Posts: 50
Location: Fort Worth
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Re: Pun-ishment "May you live every day of your life."
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allforhim
6-Man Fan
Joined: Mon Dec 01, 2008 2:21 pm
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Re: Pun-ishment Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
What happens if an unstoppable object hits an immovable object?
If you know the answer let me know because I'm still confused? :?
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Mustang76
6-Man Fan
Joined: Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:01 am
Posts: 266
Location: San Angelo
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Re: Pun-ishment Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says why the long face?
Skeleton walks into a bar and tells the bartender "Give me a beer and a mop."
Man walks into a bar and says ouch.
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| Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:06 pm |
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allforhim
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Joined: Mon Dec 01, 2008 2:21 pm
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Re: Pun-ishment Everyone talks about how great the Texas Longhorns are so the president of the university had a conversation with God and asked for something in return. God told him thats why he made the sunset. Well the president of Baylor got upset because they are a Christian University and God told him thats why the trees and the grass are green. The Aggie president looked around and got a little depressed, so he asked God "What about us? You gave the Longhorns the sunset, and the Bears the trees and the grass." God quickly stopped him and said "Don't Fret, I made Heaven maroon and white!!"
Whoop! Gig 'em Ags!!
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Old Bearkat
6Man Authority
Joined: Fri Jan 30, 2004 2:01 am Posts: 3075 Location: Minooka, IL
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Re: Pun-ishment allforhim wrote: Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
What happens if an unstoppable object hits an immovable object?
If you know the answer let me know because I'm still confused? :? Instant annihiliation of both...... :mrgreen:
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granger
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Joined: Tue Dec 11, 2001 2:01 am Posts: 2637 Location: Austin, TX
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Old Bearkat
6Man Authority
Joined: Fri Jan 30, 2004 2:01 am Posts: 3075 Location: Minooka, IL
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Re: Pun-ishment Neat!!! Gotta get one of these too..... 
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