Fajitas sizing down to fighting weight his ownself. Could make cruiserweight if he wanted (14 stone and 4 pounds). I think he is attributing it to that liquid diet. I always thought he's pretty much been on a liquid diet most his adult life but this ones been mandated by the Doc. Just don't know if that liquid is Goob's everkleer or not.

Well, day 3 iz done in the books and I ain't expired yet. Now yew done gotz to understand that I iz only stickin' the edge of the boat oar in the water on thiz deal as I iz astartin' out. If I wuz to go full bore, I wud be full dead rite now. Not only iz I doin' thiz deal, but the ole gal I done run round with iz as well. She done said if I wuz goin' to be alookin' good thare wuz no way that she wudn't gonna be alookin' good. Well, I guess yew done gotz to believe in miracles.

If you still have the same gal I saw you with, it'll take a miracle to make her look good!

For the love of floor joists, I hope you two are doing this out in the yard and not in the trailer.

Well, we iz working out down by the tabbernikkel in the middle of town. It done brings out quite a crowd. We may done have the makings of a brand new reality show.

What are you going to call it?

Since we've got 5 months to kill,
let's make it a contest to name the show!

Whoever wins gets...

We already have Redneck Billionaires, Redneck Weddings, and Redneck Vacation. If you count the swamp loggers, hog hunters, and that show about catching fish by letting them bite your arm, that's like six shows dedicated to the lifestyles of people who really do speak the way you write.

Now you want to add another? Redneckercize?

That one will be hard to beat.

How about Redpeckersize.

How about Redpeckersize.

What about Sweating With the Not So Pretty?

That sounds like something that happens after way too much evercleer.

Do you know that for a fact ofb?

I still have both my arms. I ain't had to chew one off to get away from an ugly one.