Goob I was confused by the application of the everclear. It might have helped but I don't remember and for some strange reason both my dog and my nephew aren't talking to right now. Please send special instructions for this matter as I need the info. I was going to send a check but had already the submit button. will catch you next time.

I didn't eat the old mule plug tobacco as my hiney doesn't itch, so I don't think worms are the issue.

We signed up for one of those low-cost medical programs. Goob was listed as a prefered provider.

Wife told me to cancel the plan right away ...

By the way, I've been told the proper application of evercleer is orally.

I have used everclear as ear alcohol. My dad had a recurring fungal condition that he contracted in WWII and the old pharamacist in town told him to just go buy a pint of it. Cheaper....................
BTW, after the burn goes away you feel much better......

Goob has gotten all high falooting on us. He won't answer any questions himself any more. He sends his intern, Doc Wee Wee to do all the work now.

As I understand it, evercleer has a medicinal purpose to prevent elephant attacks.

Just drink a pint or so every day, and you probably won't be attacked by a (live) elephant.

Green Snakes on the ceiling are another matter..........................................

Well, it iz done true. I have done been knowd to practice the healin' arts. Some have even done referred to me as the redneck shaman. Now, fer a catch-all fer bout all the ailments thare iz yew need to done take the evercleer and load up an ole hot water bottle (yew knowd, them reddish, maroon lookin' rubber things) and stick bout two foot of water hose (the small in diameter size) to the openin'. Then take the uther end of the hose and jab up yur hindend and bow yur head a say a short prayer and place a leather strap tween yur teeth (if yew done have them) and then grab hold of the hot water bottle and give it a reely good squeeze. If yew don't pass out, after yur eyes done quit waterin' find a nice cool stretch of runnin' water to squat down in. I don't knowd if thiz actually duz any good, but after the application, yew won't care.

PS--yew will prolly need to duct tape the hose to the hot water bottle--thiz iz not necessary on the uther end.

Goob has come down from the mountain and addressed us! I must admit his answers are much better than Doc Wee Wee's. His medical advice is generally to get drunk on the everclear and not worry about it.

Better spread that pint our throughout the day and not go over it or ya might see the pink elephant dancin on the celing with the green snakes.

An evercleer enema, if that don't clear all the demons out your in trouble.

Goob & I talked about it & we agree - use one pint anally, & 3 pints orally. All your aches, pains, & worries should be gone within 30 minutes.

I've heard what a few of the "special" ingredients in Goob's evercleer are. I really don't want them up my a$$ or in my mouth.

Or if they ain't gone, you really don't care ... although I'll stick with the oral route only, if you don't mind.

What is it with you guys? Two of hunting buddies let me know, separately of course, that they had garden hoses and could keep keep me hydrated if necessary. Dang it Bobby, these are hunting buddies, I'll be most afraid to partake in serious late night drinking with them now.

And on another note, I am pretty sure that sticking everclear whar the sun don't shine is clearly alcohol abuse, and most likely hiney abuse as well.