Yew knowd, I knowd thiz a feeble attempt, but I wuz thinikin' bout a way to try to identerfy with my friend, Faheeter. So I done decided to jump in and done do that P90X thing. Well, they done got three versions of the thing to choose from: Classic, Doubles (fer pekkerwoods without no sense) and Lean. Well, due to my current level of fitness (zombie-like without the looks or strength), I done created a new break yur body in so yew can done do thiz form of hell: Boat Oar version (aka Mild or Half Hindend). It done keeps yew from havin' a heart attack as yew iz attemptin' to do sumthin' to keep yew from eventually havin' a heart attack. I done cramped up in the warm up. I also found out that yew don't have to do drugs to see colors. Well, I will done keep yew posted on my progress. Look out, I done plan to carve a six-pack on the ole boat oar. Until then, I will jest hang a six-pack over the ole boat oar.

PS--My ears iz still ringin'

Pass the evercleer ... this should be fun to watch!

Yew need to done pass it thiz way--soreness iz already sittin' in.

In fact, I done think I pulled a nipple on one of them pullups or pushups. I have done hurt in bout ever place yew can hurt, but thiz iz a first. I guess Tony Horton done gave me a tittytwister.

Correction: Thiz iz the first time I have ever done hurt in a nipple without a tittytwister bein' involved. Yew know, when sum sadistic feller in hi skool done runs by in the hall and grabs ahold of yur nipple and keeps on runnin' down the hall while yew iz screamin' at the top of yur lungs, "That iz my titty yew iz a yankin' on", until some of the hide done comes off. Them iz good times, ain't they?

Friend of mine did the p90X workout for a week when he was 18. He could not walk for a week after he started and gave up.

Told you not to pierce you're nipple...

Usually, I have something smarta$$ to add to these discussions. I'm at a loss for words on this one. Pass the evercleer this way. Just don't give me any of them funny little weeds Goob has got growing in his yard. I don't think I can handle his tales of P90X with that going through my system.

SEE!
I told you guys
workout DVD'S
were the bomb!

I've started the "Sloth" exercise program.... You don't rush into anything and you go reeeaaalllll slow.....

I wonder if Goob will make an exercise video?

Actually,
I began wondering
if Goob's subscribing to my exercise DVD philosophy
would be a help or a hindrance?
jus sayin'.

I'd be more interested in purchasing an excuse video. Surely someone can record 60 mins of 'various reasons' why I can't get started.

It will help with some, and hurt with others.

This could have the makings of a biggest loser (and I mean in weight) challange. haha..... how many days till first HS game?