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Re: Newby

Postby smokeyjoe53 » Tue Jun 27, 2017 4:29 pm

oldfat&bald wrote:I didn't realize sitting on your butt all day and talking on the cell phone like a teenage girl would wear one to a frazzle.

It's the giggling and texting that does it................
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Re: Newby

Postby smokeyjoe53 » Tue Jun 27, 2017 4:30 pm

I was going to teach a course on slothfulness but thought it was too much work...........
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Re: Newby

Postby CowboyP » Tue Jun 27, 2017 8:06 pm

You try loading trucks all day. I don't even have enough time between trucks to take a leak.
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Re: Newby

Postby smokeyjoe53 » Tue Jun 27, 2017 8:30 pm

Have you thought about Depends?.....................
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Re: Newby

Postby CowboyP » Tue Jun 27, 2017 10:10 pm

I'd rather not.
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Re: Newby

Postby freeagent » Tue Jun 27, 2017 11:40 pm

smokeyjoe53 wrote:I will never understand skiing............


Me neither.

If God had meant for Texans to ski, he would have made cow droppings white and fluffy.
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Re: Newby

Postby Old Bearkat » Thu Jun 29, 2017 6:24 am

CowboyP wrote:You try loading trucks all day. I don't even have enough time between trucks to take a leak.


You could use the Gatorade bottle you spit in to relieve yourself......
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Re: Newby

Postby CowboyP » Fri Jun 30, 2017 1:03 am

Old Bearkat wrote:
CowboyP wrote:You try loading trucks all day. I don't even have enough time between trucks to take a leak.


You could use the Gatorade bottle you spit in to relieve yourself......

I spit out the window.
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Re: Newby

Postby smokeyjoe53 » Fri Jun 30, 2017 8:18 am

CowboyP wrote:
Old Bearkat wrote:
CowboyP wrote:You try loading trucks all day. I don't even have enough time between trucks to take a leak.


You could use the Gatorade bottle you spit in to relieve yourself......

I spit out the window.

If you spit out the window, what's stopping you from emitting other bodily fluids from the window? I mean other than discretion and good taste but that's never stopped you before................
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Re: Newby

Postby Dogface2 » Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:06 am

CowboyP wrote:You try loading trucks all day. I don't even have enough time between trucks to take a leak.

Actually,
Truckers are generally kind folk
and would prolly allow you
to emit your fluid out the window.
Jus sayin'.
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Re: Newby

Postby Dogface2 » Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:08 am

15 pages to go.
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Re: Newby

Postby smokeyjoe53 » Tue Jul 04, 2017 8:31 am

Good to see your canine countenance again........
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Re: Newby

Postby Dogface2 » Tue Jul 04, 2017 2:30 pm

Got nuthin ta lose anymore
so i might as well do what i love.
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Re: Newby

Postby smokeyjoe53 » Tue Jul 04, 2017 3:09 pm

I love doin' nothin'........I was created for retirement.........
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Re: Newby

Postby Dogface2 » Tue Jul 04, 2017 9:34 pm

Actually,
The job i have now
may allow me to retire in 15 yrs.
Cool!

What have y'all been doin this summer so far?
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