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Re: Newby

PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:03 pm
by smokeyjoe53
OFB saw a tree once...

Re: Newby

PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:08 pm
by 6manfootballmom
smokeyjoe53 wrote:you know mom, it's kinda like family. We can say or do anything to each other but woe unto anyone else who takes a shot.
I don't know if you want it, but like it or not you have been adopted into the family.



Well, thank you. I'm just not use to taking shots at people. My husband's family does all the time, while I usually just sit on the sidelines and watch/listen, but I'll try. With you guys as teachers, it shouldn't take too long to catch on.

Re: Newby

PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:28 pm
by CowboyP
I missed all the fun? Why didn't someone tell me? I have some great jokes about far east Texas & inbreeding...

Re: Newby

PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:31 pm
by CowboyP
6manfootballmom wrote:
smokeyjoe53 wrote:you know mom, it's kinda like family. We can say or do anything to each other but woe unto anyone else who takes a shot.
I don't know if you want it, but like it or not you have been adopted into the family.



Well, thank you. I'm just not use to taking shots at people. My husband's family does all the time, while I usually just sit on the sidelines and watch/listen, but I'll try. With you guys as teachers, it shouldn't take too long to catch on.

Welcome to the family mom. You are now under our protection & in our sights. Lol

Re: Newby

PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:33 pm
by smokeyjoe53
Cowboy, somehow I don't think she will find a lot of comfort in that.

Re: Newby

PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:34 pm
by oldfat&bald
6manfootballmom wrote:
oldfat&bald wrote:
smokeyjoe53 wrote:OFB you ran her off. Obviously she has heard all about West Texas old, fat, bald men.


I was just going to offer her directions to Ackerly. :-)


Where is Ackerly? and what is Ackerly that I need directions for? East Texas Piney woods is the place for me...born and raised here. Well....minus about 50,000 acres that were burned in a recent wildfire.


A "nice" lady from an East Texas school took exception to the fact that Sands was ranked above her school. She went so far as to ask where the hell Sands was and what had they ever done to deserve a ranking. Way back when dirt was new, I played against Sands. I might have filled her in on a little ancient and recent history She even said she had looked at a road map looking for Sands. Ackerly is the community that Sands is in. I gave her directions from her town.

Re: Newby

PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:36 pm
by oldfat&bald
CowboyP wrote:I missed all the fun? Why didn't someone tell me? I have some great jokes about far east Texas & inbreeding...


Cowboy, you are in far East Texas. Mom is in way the hades out there East Texas.

Re: Newby

PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:40 pm
by oldfat&bald
smokeyjoe53 wrote:OFB saw a tree once...


Unfortunately, the damn thing is over is over my driveway. My girls say, when we get in my pickup, that we're taking a ride in the "bird poopmobile."

Re: Newby

PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:41 pm
by 6manfootballmom
oldfat&bald wrote:
CowboyP wrote:I missed all the fun? Why didn't someone tell me? I have some great jokes about far east Texas & inbreeding...


Now...easy there...I think you are mistaken....it's Arkansas that has all the inbreeding.

Re: Newby

PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:44 pm
by smokeyjoe53
Yeah and Aquilla

Re: Newby

PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:48 pm
by smokeyjoe53
oldfat&bald wrote:
smokeyjoe53 wrote:OFB saw a tree once...


Unfortunately, the damn thing is over is over my driveway. My girls say, when we get in my pickup, that we're taking a ride in the "bird poopmobile."

You ought to live in a pecan orchard. Leaves, limbs, honeydew, blooms, etc. Woke up one morning and there was a 3" diameter limb sticking through my windshield. Try explaining that to State Farm.

Re: Newby

PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:57 pm
by oldfat&bald
I think I'll just live with the grackle and dove poop.

Re: Newby

PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 9:00 pm
by smokeyjoe53
I truly despise grackles. Hey that would make a good mascot.

Re: Newby

PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 9:23 pm
by CowboyP
oldfat&bald wrote:
CowboyP wrote:I missed all the fun? Why didn't someone tell me? I have some great jokes about far east Texas & inbreeding...


Cowboy, you are in far East Texas. Mom is in way the hades out there East Texas.

Actually, I'm in central Texas. We have trees, but no inbred swamp folks. :)

Re: Newby

PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 9:26 pm
by smokeyjoe53
Is Aquilla east or west of I-35?