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Newby

PostPosted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:42 pm
by 6manfootballmom
I am new to this....... can someone tell me how I can change the 11-man fan to 6-man fan?

Thank you

Re: Newby

PostPosted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:51 pm
by smokeyjoe53
Post a lot. When Guru Granger decides you have paid enough dues, you will be awarded elevated status.

Re: Newby

PostPosted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:53 pm
by 6manfootballmom
Oh, thank you, you are very kind.

Re: Newby

PostPosted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 4:21 pm
by smokeyjoe53
OK now you made me feel bad. When you reach 25-30 posts your status will change automatically.
You have to watch out for smart-alecs like me. You'll get to know who is kidding pretty quickly.

Re: Newby

PostPosted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 6:59 pm
by oldfat&bald
Get Rainjacka$$TX to pontificating on something you've said, and respond to every post he makes. You'll be there in about 15 minutes.

Re: Newby

PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 7:50 pm
by CowboyP
oldfat&bald wrote:Get Rainjacka$$TX to pontificating on something you've said, and respond to every post he makes. You'll be there in about 15 minutes.

Do you really think it would take that long? You must type slow.

Re: Newby

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:41 am
by Dogface
Go to every Dist. thread
and say:
my team is better than your team!
ya'll officials chapter really inhales!
who does those rankings?They inhale too!
and
whatever female philosophical issues
you can think of!
That ought to do it.
I like you already!

I don't know how it's done
but some guys know how
to post the same message on every thread
simultaneously.
If I knew I'd be a Guru in 15 min. :)

Re: Newby

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:19 am
by oldfat&bald
Since we're on the topic of our "status" as fans on the left, did everyone lose their post count during the Toy's epic meltdown this summer? I had to start all over after Mr Granger got it back up and running. How is anyone going to achieve "guru" status if that keeps up?

Re: Newby

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:26 am
by smokeyjoe53
OFB, that is being addressed in the above posts. Yes I think all of us mere mortals did loose the post count. Guru & Lifegate are among the few that retained theirs. Also can't include a signature anymore.



Dammitchloe!

Re: Newby

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 12:22 pm
by oldfat&bald
smokeyjoe53 wrote:OFB, that is being addressed in the above posts. Yes I think all of us mere mortals did loose the post count. Guru & Lifegate are among the few that retained theirs. Also can't include a signature anymore.



Dammitchloe!



Maybe that is a statement as to the relative value of our posts to theirs Smokey.

Re: Newby

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 1:23 pm
by CowboyP
Ofb, nobody puts much value on your posts. :)

Re: Newby

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 1:39 pm
by oldfat&bald
CowboyP wrote:Ofb, nobody puts much value on your posts. :)



I can't help it that I'm not as big a smart-a$$ as the Tinkeling Cowboy or as big of an arrogant a$$ as the RainyDayWoman. :-)

Re: Newby

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 3:13 pm
by rainjacktx
oldfat&bald wrote:
CowboyP wrote:Ofb, nobody puts much value on your posts. :)



I can't help it that I'm not as big a smart-a$$ as the Tinkeling Cowboy or as big of an arrogant a$$ as the RainyDayWoman. :-)


Sounds like somebody's jealous.

Re: Newby

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:33 pm
by smokeyjoe53
Now children play nice. We have Newbies watching and learning from us.
That's a scary thought isn't it?

Re: Newby

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:43 pm
by oldfat&bald
Hopefully they're learning how not to act from us. :) Unless they too are smart-aleks.