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From fishin’ to football

PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 4:36 pm
by Goob
Yew knowd, I Iz glad football iz finally here. Ain’t much on the baseball so me and Earl been runnin’ lines most of the spring and summer. I mite have done tole yew all before that my 3 Ts of fishin’ iz trotlines, telephones and TNT. Anyways, a few weeks ago me and Earl took thiz ol feller who Earl got the lease from with us to bait lines and set out a few new uns. Well, the ol feller wuz suckin’ down them Lone Stars pretty good and of course then had to done pee. So we got over against the back and I held onto a tree with one arm and ahold of the ol feller’s elbow to steady him while he done peed so he wudn’t fall into the water whare he done peed. And I done tole him that I wuz only holdin’ hiz elbow and on the rest he wuz done own hiz own. I’m not asayin’ that he took a long time, but I iz pretty sure I done had anuther birthday while I wuz awaitin’ get him to finish. Not sure bout the state of hiz prosterrate, but towards the end it done sounded like Morse Code...dot dot dash dash splishsplash.

Neederless to say, I iz done ready fer football...

Re: From fishin’ to football

PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 6:55 pm
by smokeyjoe53
Not tryin’ to pick nits but wouldn’t that be 4 T’s of fishing?.............

Re: From fishin’ to football

PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 8:01 pm
by freeagent
The official start of the football season.

The return of Goob to the six man board!

Re: From fishin’ to football

PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 11:15 pm
by wrenchman540
I think Earl and Goob have been tasting brown trout

Re: From fishin’ to football

PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 8:38 am
by Goob
Dear pipewrench,

Yew knowd, it never done takes long fer the dim-witted to retreat to the homersexual humor. Especially the ones who mite jest ride side-saddle themselfs...

Re: From fishin’ to football

PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 10:47 am
by TebowTime15
Hey Goob,

That Sixman Films on YouTube has quite a games of the 2007 and 2008 Gustine Tigers. It made me think of you because you used to say "Dayz wus lowed lowed lowed!"

Re: From fishin’ to football

PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 11:28 am
by 51eleven
Goob, you were fishn' and Not hittin the everkleer yourself?

Re: From fishin’ to football

PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 10:16 pm
by Goob
Well...

Re: From fishin’ to football

PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 11:37 pm
by Dogface2
Actually,
I luv Goob
An we been runnin sum lines too.

Re: From fishin’ to football

PostPosted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:01 pm
by smokeyjoe53
We’ve had some really nice yellow cats caught out of the “Glory Hole” on the Colorado this year........