This is getting fun!

Dear Moose,
You sure have a way with words.
So mentally stimulating with your
one insult per sentence ratio.
I should prolly yield to your superior intellect.

So, knock yourself out
(not literally because I'm not a needlessly violent guy)
with your iron weights.
Buy 2 of each.
Your 2nd yr. prog. may be rollin in the dough
for all I know.
Forgive me for trying to share an alternative thought.
Pearls before swine I guess.

(What is it with these animal names that makes these guys so dis-agreeably touchy?)

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually,
I prefer it when the dialogue
banters back & forth
a little longer,
perhaps even drivells a bit,

before they start insulting me because they can't maintain a logical and grown up discussion.

Rookies.

But you handle the insults so well!

You know what I thought the real kicker would be?
When I said my age was deceiving,
cuz I was still so good looking.
Hmmmmm... nary a word.
Just "You're a girl.
I'm broke and beggin for stuff but...
You're a girl"
Maybe he hit his head on the bar one too many times.
Another fine reason to put on a Jack LaLanne video.

Sic 'em Doggy.

This is so funny that it is rediculas. If you are referring to Cross Fitt. Then say it. Both Coach Davis and myself use this program in our offseason. Isometrics are bad for the joints. Proven by the University of Arkansaw teams of the 60's. We do 4 stations with 7 minutes a piece. 28 minutes. Kids get mad at us because they don't get all their reps in. They get to the weight room quicker so they can start earlier. Cross Fitt is a great program. I use it but not only as a supplemental. Barry Switser once said, "do what is important to you." He did not believe in stretching for 20 minutes. A sandbag wont bounce. A medicine ball will. Anybody who knows about Nike Spark workouts knows what I am talking about. Avant; You quit being a bully (lol). Yes size matters.

Size matters???
Rats!

As I was thinking about all this guff
just from my alternative ideas,
I was reminded of Tom Landry.
Legendary coach.
(Most of you don't know him.)
He made several significant
and revolutionary changes to the
status quo,
which basically changed the way the game is played today.
It's easy to look back and say,
those were good ideas!
But at the time,
he took a lot of guff too.

Landry and his crew were using computers before most people. Yes he came up with the shotgun formation. Coach Landry was the man. We all know that. Bear Bryant thought the dumbest thing he ever did was to take those kids to junction also. To everybodyelse in the football world they were the toughest cats to walk the earth. Most people who know me; know that I'm not going to laugh at anybodys ideas as long as you can make it sound. If you can't afford weights or get them donated then use your imagination. If you don't believe in weight lifting them you better do something to build up their strength and stamina. I know a lot of sixman coaches that are going to lean on you if they can. So basicly its what ever floats your boat.

Well said Coach!
Well said.

Actually,
that's kinda what I was trying to say.
Obviously,
not as well.

And the second dumbest has to be the way he handled Kenneth Hall.
I guess he kind of mellowed when he got older.
I know what you mean by this, but I think he took it to the extreme. What about the tough kids who wanted to play but just weren't quite tough enough?

No dog in this one. However, there is more than one way to skin a cat, but back in the day, if you didn't lift, I wanted to play you a bunch. Ha

who said that this was the slow and boring time of year. very entertaining here.

It has picked up in the last couple of weeks. Everyone is getting ready to cheer & jeer the realignment.